Look I made a funny

A fun way to piss guys off is to go up to them and say "I got a problem and I really need a women's advice" (It has to be a guy)

Random Thought #2

Why can't politicians just admit the stuff they do? I mean if some guy does drugs won't a lot of "normal" people like him more than if he was a snooty rich guy.

Random Thought #1

While I was at the gas station (that cost a lot!) I noticed a warning on a sign. It said "Discharge static electricty before pumping". I was like "Is static electricity really going to cause a fire? Has this happened? Was it on mythbusters?" I guess I will never know.

Stupid Post

I was looking through some blogs (as I often do) and I found one that caught my eye. I forgot what it was called but it was about random things. The post I read was about the dumba$$ found a broken cookie in the middle of the pack instead of the end. Then he analyzed it in depth. To make it worse like 30 people commented on it being sympathetic. Who cares its a frickin cookie just eat the dang thing!