Violence to Macs!!!!

We all hate technology in some shape or form but it's not so bad because those things make our lives easier (most of the time). But Macs just frickin suck. Sure they are cheap but they run on hardware from, like, 1992 just with an updated interface. If they get put into storage for awhile they often forget where their HD's are located and you need to find a system disk somewhere. One of my friends found a way to fix this temporaily, you smack the right side of the computer in the right spot when it turns on. He discovered this when he was angry with the $250 piece of crap that he had to deal with. I would totally love it if someone out there started a blog about hating Macs I would visit it all the time. If such a thing exists please tell me.