Such a Bad Day!

Today was so bad! First it started out with me not finishing an assignment for 3rd Hour. Then I remembered I had to draw something for 1st hour and then I did that but one of my freinds scribbled on it. Then during 1st hour I had to write some stuff down I forgot and then I learned that we had to watch a horrible movie with a horrible instructor in it. During that I did more homework I forgot. After that we had to dosome gay marching and drilling thing. In 3rd hour I totally forgot this big assignment we had to do but I got until 7 tonight to do it. In 4th hour I had to catch up on some homework I missed. During lunch some of my friends dumped applesauce in my drink and on my sandwich. In fith hour we had to do some gay assignment. In 6th hour someone threw a book at me and hit me right in the crotch (My deformed children will bring vengance!). Then we watched a movie on electrical safety and this little girl climbed into a transformer box and died. My whole class thought it was hilarious but then the teacher got really mad and yelled at us because this was real and is serious. Now I have one hour to complete an assignment.

I'm sick of...

Today all that was on TV was the Pope's funeral. I know that he's dead! I respect him! He didn't need a funeral! Everybody loves him and knows how good he is.

My Thought of Whenever

It was cold today.

Microsoft you just keep getting more and more evil don't you?

There are some weird things in some of the old Microsoft systems. 1.In Excel 95 (Just 95) if you open a new document and go down to the 95 row and tab over to column B. After that pull down the help menu and select "About Microsoft Excel". Press Ctrl, Alt, Shift at the same time as when you click on the tech support button. Once you do this a window will appear titled "The Hall of Tortured Souls" Walk up the stairs and back down. Walk up to the blank wall and type in EXCELFKA. A bridge will a appear cross it. I have not personally expierenced it but it does work. This "game" is a rip off of code from Doom because the Excel developers got their hands on some of the code. 2. You need a version of Word before 2000 (not sure about Me though) Step 1: Open the thesaurus window (Tools toolbar) Step 2: Type in I hope Microsoft will rule the world, OR Kill all fags, OR All Jews must die, OR I'd like all dikes to be dead. You will get some shocking responses (not new words but actual responses). My techy friend says that Word doesn't understand so it replaces it with a close phrase but that last phrase is oddly specific... 3. Bill Gates is the devil! Of course we all knew but here's the proof. All letters are represented by their ASCII (Don't forget his full name is Bill Gates III) B=66 I=73 L=76 L=76 G=71 A=65 T=84 E=69 S=83 I=1 I=1 I=1 It adds up to 666. 4.There is a rumor there is a racing game in Excel 2000 go to www.eeggs.com for more Easter Eggs!