Microsoft you just keep getting more and more evil don't you?

There are some weird things in some of the old Microsoft systems. 1.In Excel 95 (Just 95) if you open a new document and go down to the 95 row and tab over to column B. After that pull down the help menu and select "About Microsoft Excel". Press Ctrl, Alt, Shift at the same time as when you click on the tech support button. Once you do this a window will appear titled "The Hall of Tortured Souls" Walk up the stairs and back down. Walk up to the blank wall and type in EXCELFKA. A bridge will a appear cross it. I have not personally expierenced it but it does work. This "game" is a rip off of code from Doom because the Excel developers got their hands on some of the code. 2. You need a version of Word before 2000 (not sure about Me though) Step 1: Open the thesaurus window (Tools toolbar) Step 2: Type in I hope Microsoft will rule the world, OR Kill all fags, OR All Jews must die, OR I'd like all dikes to be dead. You will get some shocking responses (not new words but actual responses). My techy friend says that Word doesn't understand so it replaces it with a close phrase but that last phrase is oddly specific... 3. Bill Gates is the devil! Of course we all knew but here's the proof. All letters are represented by their ASCII (Don't forget his full name is Bill Gates III) B=66 I=73 L=76 L=76 G=71 A=65 T=84 E=69 S=83 I=1 I=1 I=1 It adds up to 666. 4.There is a rumor there is a racing game in Excel 2000 go to www.eeggs.com for more Easter Eggs!